Episode 15 of Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee: Family Values

Topics include Glenn Beck's clothing line, the Exxon Mobil oil leak, the Fox News Twitter Hacking, Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg, and more!

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Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee is an audio-segment hosted by comedian Ron Placone.

A Retrospective

Happy New Year one and all. The past day and a half I have been huddled in my tiny apartment, recently re-united with my two cats in Seattle. In my two week absence the city got slammed with snowstorms unheard of in recent history.

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Short Droppings and a Playlist

Not too long ago Dennis Kucinich was on Bill O'Reilly. During which time Dennis tried to explain the economy to O'Reilly...seemed like a mathematics professor trying to explain algebra to a Doberman.

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Facebook, Northeast Muggers, and a post-election world

There have already been Facebook groups out there to impeach Barack Obama...I guess he must have already committed impeachable offenses such as warrant-less wiretapping,deception during a time of war, and...oh wait.

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Pre-Election Thoughts: Sports and Politics!

At a football game in Marietta, Ohio, Sarah Palin was greeted by enthusiastic fans and a cheerleader who asked her, "do you do jokes?"...Apparently she's never heard Palin talk about the environment before.

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Ashley Todd's Recipe for being a total moron

"High School Musical 3" is the number one movie at the box office...just when you thought there wasn't enough to be pessimistic about. "Joe the Plumber" is considering running for congress...well, we already know he has a thorough understanding of taxes

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You might be a racist if...

Colin Powell issued his support for Barack Obama. Rush Limbaugh recently issued statements calling this racially motivated: "Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race," Limbaugh wrote in the e-mail. "OK, fine.

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Debate Notes!

I don't know Joe the Plumber, I'm tried of hearing about him. John McCain keeps blinking, this must be some kind of distraction method he learned from Palin...Sadly she defeats him in sex appeal

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Still Newsworthy: Faux Newsworthy!

Sarah Palin is apparently going heighten her rhetoric on abortion...I'll bring the whiskey you bring the beer, there's brain cells to be lost.

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The Debates...

Yeah, I know it's a few days late, I've been freakishly busy. I wasn't impressed with any of the debates.

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As October Approaches...Sunday Wordage

Mathematicians at UCLA have discovered a 13-million-digit prime number, a long-sought milestone that makes them eligible for a $100,000 prize...wow, $100,000 for classifying a number the general populace will probably never have use for...economic crisis much?

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President george w. bush's To-Do-List

1. Get money to friends at Wall-Street ($700-billion bail-out!)

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Comedy Benefit: Seattle. Thursday. 9/11/08

This coming Thursday there will be a comedy benefit at the Owl 'N' Thistle Irish Pub in Seattle. I'll be performing along with some other local comics. Camp Casey is a week long summer camp on Whidbey Island for children with physical disabilities.

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RNC Update

John McCain's RNC speech is supposedly going to be tailored towards his acceptance of the nomination, and his differences with rival Barack Obama...how about his differences with george w. bush?

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Sarah Palin: The Celebrity the Republicans were looking for

So, the obvious: She's attractive. Yes, I know, shallow way to start but let's put those cards on the table. She's very attractive, she's young and according to the GOP she's a reformer, and by reformer they mean she wants to over-turn Roe v. Wade.

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RNC/DNC Entertainment!

So, the RNC has such entertainment as Gretchen Wilson, who has such hits as "Redneck Woman," in which she expresses her redneck pride. According to Dictionary.com, a redneck is defined as such:

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Really President bush?

In regards to the Russia/Georgia conflict, which the American media has been incredibly fair and not biased at all in their coverage of (damn, smell that sarcasm), george w. bush issued the following statement towards Russia:

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Obama's lost my vote IF...

He picks Chuck Hagel as his V.P. Period. He's lost my vote. No, McCain won't get my vote. I won't vote.

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Another McShame

John McCain has apparently been singing his own praises in regards to his support of the MLK holiday. From a conference in Panama City, FL:

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Wal-Mart: We Tell Our Wage-Slaves How to Vote too!

From the Wall-Street Journal: "In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart store managers and department heads have been summoned to mandatory meetings at which the retailer stresses the downside for workers if stores were to be unionized.

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The World I really Don't Know and none of us Do

First, I want to get something off my chest. We do have a bit of Obama-mania going on in this country.

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John McCain...UnCensored!!

The New York Times rejected an essay written by the one and only John McCain. While they claim the rejection was simply based on procedure and they plan on publishing his piece in the future, I feel this censorship is unjust to the American people.

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Unlikely Pairs Unlikely Times

Pat Robertson and Al Sharpton have come together to lend their support to WeCanSolveIt, a non-profit, non-partisan effort started by Al Gore....Think that's crazy? Word on the street is that Michael Moore and george w. bush both have the same favorite beer!

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The League of First Time Voters is Pure Fraud

Tonight was my first time watching the CNN piece "The League of First Time Voters." This is a segment where they take a group of should-have-been-blow-jobs, I mean, children, and talk to them about "adult"issues concerning politics.

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